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POOR ME PIE
by Ken Novack
Salem, Mass.
POOR ME PIE
Ingredients: Anger, Bitterness, Resentment, Rage, Selfishness, Poor me, Unforgiveness
Chop up 4 cups of anger – stew overnight until bitter
Sprinkle the root of bitterness with resentment,
Simmer for days until it turns sour to rage.
Add 2 parts of selfishness stir and
Cook the sour rage on high heat for a week until putrefied.
Thin with 3 cups of Poor Me, Poor Me, Pour Me a drink sauce.
Make a hard crust of Unforgiveness and add the putrid ingredients.
Place in oven and cook on 1200 degrees for 5, 10, 20 years or until done.
WARNING: HAZARDOUS to your SPIRITUAL HEALTH
Guaranteed to bind you up and keep you in deep darkness.
Just one bite will smite the Fruits of the Spirit.
Love will wax cold
Joy will fade away
Peace will no longer be found
Patience Kindness and Goodness will cease to exist
Faithfulness Gentleness and self-control will be but a memory
PEACE, n. [MEANS]
- Freedom from agitation or disturbance by the passions, as from fear, terror, anger, anxiety or the like; quietness of mind; tranquility; calmness; quiet of conscience.
- Heavenly rest; the happiness of heaven.
