Conservatives Should Organize Their Own No King Protests
by Alice Giordano
As liberals were busy on their living room floor making No King signs with their colorful magic markers, three little American girls had been found just days earlier brutally murdered during a court-ordered visit with their father.
Washington state Family Court Judge Robert Jourdan ignored warnings they would be in danger if left alone with their father, thumbed his unfettered nose at child endangerment laws, (along with a litany of other statutes he was bound to uphold), and, in typical kingly fashion, decided he had the right to risk their young lives.
Yet, of the litany of pictures plastered all over social media in boastful display to hail the turnout of No King dissenters across America, not a single one included the names of nine-year-old Paityn Decker, her eight-year-old sister Evelyn and their five-year-old little sister Olivia.
Not so much as a breath of No King sentiment against the imperious judge who imposed their lethal sentence.
Nor were there any signs – or for that matter protests – observing the five-year anniversary of the outrageous death of three senior citizens in Minnesota whose cause of death was listed by the medical examiner as “social isolation.”
Stella Fadden, who was only a few months shy of being a centenarian, 98-year-old Chester Peske, and 90-year-old Forest Lehman all fell to the monarchy of Anthony Fauci who dictatorially and cruelly forced so many of our nation’s elderly into solitary confinement.
According to the Roots of Loneliness Project, severe loneliness among our elderly quadrupled during the shutdowns.
But again – no, No King signs for them.
Nor did they break out the markers when King Biden gave King Fauci a pre-emptive pardon to free him from potential prosecution for this massive senicide.
It was an act of royalism, really, only comparable to the ancient reigns of William the Conqueror and King Alfred the Great, both whose kingsmen were sent out to strictly enforce similarly imperial curfews designed to keep villagers from rebelling against their rule.
Back then, of course, DOGE wasn’t necessary because there were likely no kingsmen collecting bags of gold while they played a lyre in Selwood Forest.
But alas – it seems a moot point since it would seem none of the No King contemporaries would have minded anyway – only if the village paupers dared to try to take back some of the stolen taxpayer loot to buy a loaf of maslin or pair of crackows for their tired feet.
Perhaps the biggest hypocrisy of all, though, of the No King mob is how they hailed the crowned Merrick Garland, a.k.a. President Joe Biden’s attorney general, for locking up J6ers like David Kennedy Homol.
The untried Florida man was jailed on charges he assaulted a police officer at the Capitol protests…. as in the same exact kind of attacks the NKers (let’s call them that to give them an equally catchy pejorative) – exacted against ICE agents.
Homol never made it out of his cell.
He died by suicide on April 18, the same week the NKers, before they morphed into NKers, were in the form of an angry antisemitic mob pervading college campuses and scaring the tar out of Jewish students.
And while all the talk is about Kings, let us not forget the Queens. And who is the fairest of them all, or that is (unfairest), is none other than No King maker herself, Walmart heiress Christy Walton.
As her No King disciples gingerly followed the filthy rich Queen of Wally World, her retail kingdom was fielding its upteenth civil rights lawsuit.
Of them includes a woman who endured utter humiliation of being filmed by other shoppers as not one, not two, but three of those familiar blue-vested Walmart workers dragged her back into the store and emptied her purchased groceries onto the store’s dirty floor, all in their quest for “something stolen.”
As it turned out, everything in the poor woman’s bags, as seen in a video of the whole incident posted on YouTube, matched up perfectly with her receipt.
The best part was when Walmart employee “Alec,” who proved himself to be quite the king in the making, tells the woman that while it’s OK to record him and his fellow floorwalkers on their fishing expedition, she is not allowed to comment about it.
Just for the record, Alec, – $7.25 an hour at Walmart, a golden asterisk, and the key to the iPhone case do not entitle you to stymie someone’s First Amendment rights, even if your empress tells you that you can.
Just ask a New York City NKer whose colorful sign was emblazoned with “Uphold the Constitution” and “America has No King, Stop Exec Overreach.”
Summarily, conservatives along with common sense moderates have plenty of counter-fodder for their own No King revolts.
Of course, there’s the matter of getting off work and sacrificing family obligations to make all those colorful signs and take to the streets with them.
Plus – someone has to pay all those taxes to feed, clothe, and shelter the No King kings and queens fighting to preserve the right to live off someone else’s bags of gold.
Alice Giordano’s conservative commentaries can be heard daily on Newsweek’s Topic of the Day. She is a writer for Newsmax Magazine and a columnist for The Boston Broadside. Formerly a political correspondent for The Epoch Times, The Boston Globe, and Associated Press, Alice has also contributed to the American Thinker and The Federalist.
